BANANAS - mmm

 

ok only 1 idea per post - dont post 8 next to each other lol (or even 2)

 

DILDO

As a smile on a face made out of fruit

 

gun pow powwwwwwwww!

To eat

you can try and make people slip over with the skin.

 

tried this at the last north... didn't work... just got a foul look for getting mushy bannana on a guys trainers

you could put it in your ear

imaginary telephone?

To throw/catch!

bunch of bananas = Freddy Kreuger LMAO

to beat up an old age person for their pension

 

obviously i would never do this......

i would use a big stick naturally

hmm a crap boomerang

Wait till it goes brown and yucky and split one side open and throw it @ sum unsuspecting 1st year @ college!

Freeze it and throw it hard. At your sister.

 

 

lol or liquidise it and throw it and the jug at her

Use it in a joke. E.g.

 

A man goes to the doctor with a bunch of grapes up his nose, an orange in one ear, and a banana in the other ear. He says to the doctor, "What's wrong with me?"

The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly!"