Posted December 15, 200222 yr CTW Moderators >> Are YOU A HARD MAN? >> >> 1/. When reaching your sexual climax do you? >> >> a) Make low moaning sounds in her ear. >> Suck on her neck to produce a love bite. >> c) Shove your thumb up her arse so she screams her tits off. >> >> 2/. You're in bed one night and she whispers "I love you". Do you? >> >> a) Whisper back "I love you too". >> Put your arse on her leg and fart. >> c) Say "Go to sleep dog breath". >> >> >> 3/. After you have made love to your wife do you? >> >> a) Hold her in your arms until she falls asleep. >> Wipe your dick on her nightie and turn over. >> c) Tell the bitch to go get in with the kids. >> >> 4/. If you break wind during the night do you? >> >> a) Try and cough at the same time and hope she didn't hear. >> Hold her head under the covers laughing your bollocks off. >> c) Blame her and give her a boot. >> >> 5/. If she breaks wind do you? >> >> a) Be a gentleman and pretend you didn't hear. >> Clout the bitch. >> c) Say "you dirty bitch" and shove her out in the back yard. >> >> 6/. You come home early and find her in bed with a big buck negro. >> Do you? >> a) Close the door quietly and clear off. >> Join in and stick it up the negro's arse. >> c) Dowse them both with petrol and set fire to the cunts. >> >> 7/. Your toilet's in the bathroom, you're busting for a crap and >> she's in the bath. Do you? >> >> a) Go next door and use theirs. >> Yell "Move it goat face, the fuckin tortoise head's out of the >> shell". >> c) Sit next to her making noises like a flock of starlings taking off. >> >> 8/. You want sex but it's period week. Do you? >> >> a) Wait until next week. >> Wank. >> c) Get your face in there and come up looking like the man on the >> All Gold ad. >> >> 9/. She announces she is leaving you. Do you? >> >> a) Break down in tears and beg her to stay. >> Put up streamers and arrange a street party. >> c) Empty your nostrils in her face, kick her in the [censored], then get >> pissed. >> >> 10/. She tells you she's having an unwanted baby. Do you? >> >> a) Tell her not to worry, we'll manage somehow. >> Belt her in the guts with a cricket bat. >> c) Sell the house, clean out the bank account and scarper. >> >> SCORE: a) 1. 2. c) 3. >> >> 0 - 15. If brains were spuds, you'd own Ireland. >> 15 - 29. You must try harder. >> 30. Congrats. You're one of the boys Si@ClubTheWorld.ukCTW Moderator | ClubTheWorld.uk | Twitter | Instagram
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December 17, 200222 yr Author CTW Moderators u r good at throwing a spanner in the works lol - go knob a banana! lmao Si@ClubTheWorld.ukCTW Moderator | ClubTheWorld.uk | Twitter | Instagram
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