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a man walks into a pub with a small lizard on his forearm, he goes up to the bar and says to the barman "can I have a pint for me, and a pint for tiny" and points towards the lizard.

"why do you call him Tiny?" asked the barman

To which the man replies,

"because he is my newt"

ha ha

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i know its bad, but its just so bad that its funny.

Anyone else got any jokes they wanna share

i couldnt posibly compare with that wink.gif

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how about this.

 

whats E.T short for?

 

Cos hes got little legs

 

 

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QUOTE (funknmunkey01 @ Mar 26 2004, 10:00)
how about this.

whats E.T short for?

Cos hes got little legs


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haha classic

 

what about....

 

 

The difference between oral sex and anal sex????

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

on makes your day - the other one makes ur whole week lol.gif

 

 

 

 

 

Edited by squeakage

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I don't know wheter its because I've just woken up, but it took me ages to work out that newt joke.

 

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I feel stupid.

 

Now I know what its like to be.......(fill in a memeber of ctw for yourself)

Edited by Bungle

Anyone fancy a bongle with bungle?

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