I want some.

shave your balls & glue it on

Save some next time you have a haircut, I have some spare superglue.

Sit in a public place, like a park bench and strain really, really hard. It'll happen, I promise.

QUOTE (Capn_Jack @ Mar 26 2004, 13:31)

Sit in a public place, like a park bench and strain really, really hard. It'll happen, I promise.

Last time I did that I shat myself.

buy it

QUOTE (Kether @ Mar 26 2004, 13:31)

QUOTE (Capn_Jack @ Mar 26 2004, 13:31) Sit in a public place, like a park bench and strain really, really hard.  It'll happen, I promise. Last time I did that I shat myself. That must just be a nasty side effect. I swear it works, I've seen old fella's with enormous beards and shit covered trousers sitting on park benchs, straining away to themselves.

QUOTE (Capn_Jack @ Mar 26 2004, 13:37)

QUOTE (Kether @ Mar 26 2004, 13:31) QUOTE (Capn_Jack @ Mar 26 2004, 13:31) Sit in a public place, like a park bench and strain really, really hard.  It'll happen, I promise. Last time I did that I shat myself. That must just be a nasty side effect. I swear it works, I've seen old fella's with enormous beards and shit covered trousers sitting on park benchs, straining away to themselves. The more I shit myself the more hirsute I'll be.   WINNER!

Have u tried rubbing salt into ya chin?

You can have some of mine, I need to shave my muff anyway.

QUOTE (Superst*r @ Mar 26 2004, 13:51)

You can have some of mine, I need to shave my muff anyway.

he wants a beard not lice

QUOTE (Superst*r @ Mar 26 2004, 13:51)

You can have some of mine, I need to shave my muff anyway.

Will you provide the biff stick aswell?

QUOTE (miss_diddy @ Mar 26 2004, 13:51)

QUOTE (Superst*r @ Mar 26 2004, 13:51) You can have some of mine, I need to shave my muff anyway. he wants a beard not lice

growing up?

QUOTE (russelldust @ Mar 26 2004, 13:53)

growing up?

F*ck you sooooooooooooooooooo bad!!!!!!