ok is this where we get on to the ''once a guy came in my eye and i got an eye infection'' post?!!

''once a guy came in my eye and i got an eye infection''

 

 

Really? did it hurt?

err what?

 

Did u see a doc afterwards?

 

It must be awfull having a bit of spunk floating in yr eye.

 

eeeek

its quality banging out on a bird then (if u dont mind the mess) having a good rub in

doing it in sum gals mouth is quality to - ok i know what im about to say is minging lads but this IS the smut forum

 

cumming on a shaven gals clit and listening to them loving it as it runs all the way down to their ass

 

([censored] im gonna get stick 4 that lol)

cumming on a shaven gals clit and listening to them loving it run all the way down to their ass

 

Well my fingers seem to get down on my clit mopping up the spunked area as soon as its done and then those fngers seem to quickly enter my mouth before his spunk even reaches my ass.

 

No wait, his spunk wont have even reached my ass after id have licked it all off my fingers.

 

Dirty sex all the way.

 

Gawd i love the smut forum.

 

lmao u pervert

 

 

Class heheee

very commendable of u luv - but try it

if u need any help... lol

A very knowledgeable nod there beckie

GET A ROOM!!

 

 

Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Cumming on birds.

 

Once nearly had a girls eye out.

 

Can be dangerous as spunk moves at a fast pace.

Yer......ok

Once nearly had a girls eye out.

 

Keep scewers locked away in safe places.

 

don't you mean screwdrivers..........?

 

 

don't even say anything about pliers............................

 

 

 

 

No i mean scewers. Maybe it aint spelt right.

 

But...if yr into screwdrivers...erm...screw away i guess!!

 

 

 

BOING

no, i'm into Carol.................................

 

 

sorry, thought you meant screwdrivers........... bit painful if you did though!