WEY HEY!

 

what time frame have I got to [censored] in?

 

(cos I reckon I could do it easy over the course of, say a week, but that isn't exactly the point is it?)

 

 

er there is no time frame...

 

tbh any ejaculation will do

when do we get started?

 

Would u mind if I go for 2 pints?

 

Aim for the sky, u might hit the ceiling and all that...

 

Might take a while tho

 

You'd better book some time off [censored]

this may be me being really stupid but why does it keep saying '[censored] ' in your posts?

 

what are you writing that you shouldn't be ?

"\/\/ork" is censored in posts !

why? how bizarre!

because it's evil

Not evil if you [censored] in the Porn Industry - like me !

 

Another day, another girl !

Ya jammy bastard

 

gettin a bit close to your post limit aren't ya Kev?

 

 

And just you wait til post 10,000 mate ! Oh dear, my farewell speech has already been written, about how I should've come into smut more, shagged a few more birds off CTW and not given DC the time that she deserved in regards to showing her how sex is really made !

 

But never mind .........