Well my worst moment was setting fire to myself to see how much it would hurt (it really bloody well hurt)

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i spose the next craziest was going on rollerskates on an iced over pond (which i fell thru and nearly froze)

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i shot myself in the leg with an air rifle, and the bullet bounced off lol

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Burnt half the chemistry lab down at school, by dumping a [censored] load of potassium and magnesium in a bottle of some acid or another!

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then there was the time i jumped over the camel fence in Colchester Zoo - vicious twat bit me!

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And on a funnier note i managed to turn a quad bike over on top of me at only 6 yrs old! Pissing thing hurt like a bastard!

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One more particularly great 1 was waterskiing straight into a wall and sliding down it! That really really hurt!!!!

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standard firelighter juggling set fire to my clothes once to!

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more to come im sure

like you i've to set myself on fire, that was funny.

 

when i was about 6 i think i danced on top of a greenhouse roof, lol.

 

Me and a mate used to drop knives to our feet to see how close we could get them. (WTF was i thinkin of)

 

Drove a quad bike straight through the hedge as i wasn't lookin and went over the handlebars.

 

Was playing tennis with apples from my mates apple tree to we heard glass broke from a few gardens over and legged it. Couldn't see us as there were fuckin huge ferns that covered their garden up.

 

parachute jump, sweet!!! Even though i was scared until i got in the plane and was fine, lol.

 

A rat run, that's running down a cliff face face first, like absailing for the stupid.

 

nearly took my head off in mountain biking cus i didn't know there was a bar round the cornor of this track and there was a cliff face that blocked me from seeing it, lol.

 

white water kayaking, that's [censored] SWEET!!!

 

Basically anything out door i've done, lol.

Well ur both just stupid twats arent u

Well ur both just stupid twats arent u

 

I agree and gay 1s at that

 

I shot myself in the face with my Paintball gun, lucky i had truned the power down.

 

I was drunk once and i came in feeling hungry, i had some beef that i cooked the day b4, which had some string still tied round it, i went to try to slide the knife under the string to cut it but pushed to hard and ended up stabbin myself in the hand, i looked at the blood and the cut and fainted like a pussy lol

Well ur both just stupid twats arent u

 

 

Stupid things i done..ermm..

 

When i was 4 i was standing a stool in my dads studio and i slipped and fell on a lose floor board cause some stairs where going to be put there, I fell stright through and landed on a ladder then the floor board and tool back hit me on the head

 

When i was in a local downhill blading contest, a lorrly pulled out of the petrol station half way down the hill, i couldn't stop so i hit it side on, that hurt, broke most of my upper body accept my neck (thank god lol)

 

Teased the security at the M.O.D base with a few mates and got chased for fuking hours

 

i dunno i;ve done loads of dull stuff, im just not going to post it all here, its bad enough being the CTW baby, i don't want to be named the CTW dumbass as well

Si is this an attempt to convince every1 ya madder than Creamy?

Barrel rolled a quad bike - went up a banked corner, rolled over my mate about 2 foot above him, bailed out, and the bike landed upright in the middle of the track where the other person had been about 2 seconds before.

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200ml potassium iodide + lots of washing up liquid + 200ml hydrogen peroxide + a 1 litre measuring cylinder = burning, staining yellow foam over: 2 tables, 4 chairs, 3 people, and a lot of chemistry equipment. Went a little overboard on an open-evening experiment at my last school...

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Getting a jug with 2 cans of red bull and 7 shots of vodka in, adding 1/2 litre of tequila and downing 1.5 pints of said mixture at the tender age of 14/15.

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5 back somersaults in a row on a trampoline with no bounce between, getting slightly dizzy + misjudging the bounce and landing flat on my back on the grass IN FRONT of the trampoline.

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Putting my finger on the hot end of a car cigarette lighter when I was 5.

 

Enough already.

JezB

 

I have never done anything silly in my entire life *smug*

haha u lot are fuking mental arent u! I remember when i was about 10 my brother was about 5 he put the cigarette lighter from the car on his face LOL we called him polo face for ages after that. I can think of a few crazy things i have done but ill think of better ones its a bit early for that kinda reminisance

pepsi, do i really need to convince any1 oth that lol

U just want the title for yourself cos U don't like sharing

he'll share with me don't you know!!

Thought U said he was a duvet hog

ill share with nobody muhahahahahahaaaaa

you will share with me bitch or i'll shoot you!!!