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There's an Italian, a Frenchman and an Irishman:

 

The Italian says, "When I have a-finished makina love with my

girl-a-friend, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees.

 

She floatsa 6 inches abova da bed in ecstasy".

 

The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished

making ze love with ze girlfriend Ah kiss all ze way down her

body and zen Ah lick ze soles of her feet wiz mah tongue.

 

She floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy".

 

The Irishman says, "Dat's nottin'. When Oi've finished shaggin' me bord, I get out da bed, walk over to d'window and wipe me knob on

the curtains..................................... She hits the feckin' roof."

 

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well done nick- how many joke books did u have 2 read 2 find that one?

 

Ha bloody Ha!!

 

lmao - sorry but that was funnier than the joke

 

DC - You need to get out more ...

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