Hiya mate,

 

Hows you? Listen, I hear on BBC News24 that you're having stresses lately with George, just wanted to say if you ever need help looking after your weapons of mass destruction I can look after them for you, all I ask in return is if you give me some explosives big enough to blow up Essex in England and all the wannabe David Beckhams and a place called Time and Envy, horrid place! They say Baghdad is bad, Time and Envy is even worse! Anyway, let me know soon mate because I really do need to get moving on this!

 

Thanks for your help.

 

CreamyC, 24, London, England.

 

PS. George Bush is a sod !

get a life creamer!

Dear Creamy,

 

u [censored] penis, how dare u try and negotiate with me u english scum. Just for that i will leave essex and blow romford up because essex produces some really fit birds (we do get 'Essex Wives' over here!

 

As for Time and Envy, well ive been there with my army b4 and it kicks ass, and i am forcing u to move into the building and live there forever.

 

If u have an problem, see Hot Shots Part Deux for details

 

Lots of love hugs and kisses

 

x Saddam x

Dear Clubbing Si,

 

Why are you sad enough to pretend to be Saddam, I see that gimps outfit did come in useful again trying to play Mr Hussein but sadly Creamy is one better than you, please take you and your arse out of this PM and let the person its intended for read it!

 

And that goes for LittleMissMinger too !

 

Do one!

 

Yours

 

CreamyC

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Dear Creamy,

 

u [censored] penis, how dare u try and negotiate with me u english scum. Just for that i will leave essex and blow romford up because essex produces some really fit birds (we do get 'Essex Wives' over here!

 

As for Time and Envy, well ive been there with my army b4 and it kicks ass, and i am forcing u to move into the building and live there forever.

 

If u have an problem, see Hot Shots Part Deux for details

 

Lots of love hugs and kisses

 

x Saddam x

 

U could have at least made up a user name

 

 

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Dear Clubbing Si,

 

Why are you sad enough to pretend to be Saddam, I see that gimps outfit did come in useful again trying to play Mr Hussein but sadly Creamy is one better than you, please take you and your arse out of this PM and let the person its intended for read it!

 

And that goes for LittleMissMinger too !

 

Do one!

 

Yours

 

CreamyC

 

Its an FAO creamy

 

 

 

Amateurs the pair of u

Dear CreamyC

 

Im afraid u r gravely mistaken. U C this is Mr H himself however because Clubbing_si is virtually the ruler of everything anyway, i am scared shitless of him and under his control, but i am not his personal gimp!

 

u will not blow essex up and i am going to napalm your left ear next time i see u for even suggesting it!

 

Yours incredulously

x S x

Dear Clubbing Knob,

 

Have your amunition ready tommorrow, its going to be a bumpy ride !

 

Yours caringly

 

CreamyC

[censored] crazy pair..........................

Dear CockCheese

 

Actually this war will begin NOW - bend over and prepare to get [censored]

 

Yours Destructively

x S x

Well, you evil bastard, you haven't replied to any of my emails of got in touch at any point so thanks alot for that. I hope Lionel and Dubya kick your pony arse.

 

PS. If you lost the letter or my emails, just remember, if you want to get rid of your "weapons of mass destruction" then you know the place ....

 

Time and Envy, Romford, Essex.

 

Nice one.