I do actually think something has shat in my mouth whilst I've been asleep, it's not good.

 

The evening started easily enough, doing Basingstoke style turbo shandies down Wetherspoons;

 

 

Basingstoke Style Turbo Shandies

 

- Half pint of beer (ideally 'wifebeater')

- Smirnoff Ice

- Shot of vodka

 

Mix together into a pint glass. Drink. Fall over after about 4. Not good.

 

 

Then, horror of horrors, I accompanied my mates (I was in full on beer boy mode last night, I'm not happy) down to Jumping Jaks fromage palace.

 

 

£1 a bottle on VK Ice swiftly followed. At that point the night goes a bit hazy, and I drift back into reality round my house with a load of my mates doing vodka and in my room, and my good self on the decks. Until about 4am.

 

 

 

 

Not good.

@ u!

lmao!