A Jamaican fireman came home from [censored] one day and said to his wife:

 

Y'know sumptin, honey, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station.

 

Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets.

 

Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole.

 

Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go.

 

From now on, when I says 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked.

 

When I says Bell two', you jump on de bed.

 

When I says 'Bell tree', we's gonna mek love all tru de night."

 

 

The next night he came home and shouted 'Bell One' and she stripped naked.

 

'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed.

 

'Bell Tree' and they started to make love.

 

After a few minutes the wife yelled out "Bell Four".

 

"What de hell is 'Bell Four', woman?"

 

She replied: "Roll out more hose, man, you aint nowhere near de fire."

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