Police have revealed that Matthew Kelly was in the possession of airline tickets to Florida for him and his family.

 

They suspect he was going to Tampa with the kids.

Oh dear... I just realised I was rather late with this one.... aplologies!

ha ha u nutter!

Matthew Kellys Lawyer is talking to him in the cells at the Old Bailey just after he has been found guilty on 26 charges of pedophilia. "Alright. You got 4 months but look on the bright side. You'll be out in time for half term"

Couldn't be arsed to start a new post and it kinda carries on from the others, so ...............

 

How do you know when it is bedtime at the Kelly residence?

When the big hand touches the small hand

 

Have you heard about Matthew Kelly's New Book?

It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing

 

Matthew Kelly is sitting in his living room surfing the internet on his laptop. All of a sudden, the door of the apartment whips open and his wife storms

through. She screams, "You fcuking @sshole!" and she heads into the bedroom. Stunned, Matthew flips off the computer and walks toward the bedroom, wondering, "Now what have I done?" Inside the bedroom he finds the missus furiously packing a suitcase. He asks her what's up. She responds with a hiss, "My therapist says that I should leave you, and that you're a pedophile!" Matthew responds, "Wow, you're pretty smart for an 8 year old."

 

Have you heard? Matthew Kelly has pulled out of Children In Need...

 

What's the difference between Matthew Kelly and acne?

Acne doesn't come on your face until you're thirteen.

 

What was Matthew Kellys defence in court.

He was only kidding.

 

Matthew Kelly and his wife are in Blockbuster to hire a video for the evening. Mr. Kelly's missus asks him what he wants to watch. He says "How about we get Aladdin ?". His girlfriend says........ "Can't we just get a video, you're in enough trouble already."

 

Apparently Matthew Kelly thought Boyz II Men was a delivery service.

 

What do you do if Matthew Kelly is drowning?

Throw him a buoy!

 

Why was Matthew Kelly spotted at Marks & Sparks?

He heard boys pants were half-off!

 

Matthew Kellys Lawyer is talking to him in the cells at the Old Bailey just after he has been found guilty on 26 charges of pedophilia. "Alright. You got 4 months but look on the bright side. You'll be out in time for half term"

Yes, i know Nick posted all thest this is the repost the jokes about paedophiles from the other post - or least i thought it was .....Tony

DC gets in on the funny school action

Well u made it look so appealing, how could i refuse