Two guys are in a bar discussing their sex lives. One guy says to the other, "How's your sex life ?". The other guy says, "Not so good. Every time me and the missus have sex, she loses interest half-way through. It's very frustrating."

 

The first pauses then says, "Yeah, I know what you mean. I used to have the same problem, but I found a cure. I hid a starter pistol under the bed.

 

When she started to run out of steam, I simply fired the starter pistol. It gave her such a fright that she got all excited, and couldn't get enough. I wish I'd done it years ago."

 

Stunned but desperate, the other guy vows to try it that night. The next day they are back in the bar again. The first guy says, how did you get on with the starter pistol?"

 

His irate pal says, "Don't talk to me about starter pistols! Last night we were having a little 69. As usual, she lost interest half-way through, so I fired the starter pistol, just like you said."

 

The first guy says, "So what happened?" to which his friend replied, "She bit my cock, shat in my face, and a man came out of the closet with his hands up!"

 

 

Good one..lol