The cleaner the better.... the better the view the more she's going to enjoy it!

 

Lol....what we need is one of these guys with a smile on his face and a few fingers?! Hehe.

 

Oh My God Drew Tilney........... i cant believe you sometimes lmao!

 

He's nekkid too!

HAHAHA

 

OBVIOUSLY YOU DIDNT SEE WHO STARTED THE POST ON THE SMUT FORUM CALLED

 

"Who Shaves!?"

 

Shut it you!

Any hair down there has gotta go

shorn is the better of the two options by far..... failing that it has to be heavily trimmed.

Not sure about TOTALLY bald, but a nicely mown landing strip really is the mutt's

 

It just says "this way"

 

Not that I need directing

Nice n smooth is how I likes it, the smoother the better. A little landing strip up above is cool though.

 

One of my fave pastimes is licking pie, so to me it dont matter, although i have to say a Patio is always better than a garden, plus you dont cough up any hairballs later on!

[censored] shoulda read the question first! oh well gotta be less hair cos no one wants to floss with someones crab ladder! but what a great way to pass time, goin down on a great big cockerel lol!

I can never resist going down, it's always the starters on my 3 course menu

has to be a ginger

Some girls taste .... you never know quite how it's gonna be.

i can breath through my ears lol