"Tonight Matthew..."

 

"... I'm going to get fiddled with"

 

What the hell is going on with the world?

It feels we've all been transported to a

fantasy dimension invented by the odder

users of the Popbitch messageboard.

 

Our rock stars are paedophiles, Buckingham

Palace is full of gay rapists, and TV

presenter Matthew Kelly has been arrested

for allegations of kiddie-fiddling.

 

If there is a God, then surely Armageddon

can only be days away.

 

In the meantime, try this great paedo game:

 

http://b3ta.com/nonce-or-babysitter/

 

 

*sourced from popbitch*

 

8/10

you obviously know a nonce when u see one.