aiye, been in a couple!

 

last was with a couple, friends of mine. Was induced by an excess of a certain liquid!!

i thought a spit roast was havin it up the ass and up the fluff at same time?!

no - thats 'DP' - Double Penetration

 

just imagine a pig on a turning Spitroast above a fire becks!

 

i thought a spit roast was havin it up the ass and up the fluff at same time?!

 

 

That's what it is in my book too Beckie..............and no I haven't!

I have!

 

When i worked in greece as a holiday rep! My mate and i spit roasted a girl! (Dont remember her name!) We almost had double penetration, but neither of us could get it up the brown alone never mind double, although she was bang up for it!

 

Then on my way home i met two irish girls and shagged the both of them sinking points for the brown on both of them too!

Only downer there was they wouldnt do anythin but kiss each other!

 

 

[censored] bushy how?????????

 

ive got my brown wings mate but u have got brown general stripes by the sound of it !

fek knows how it happened! Well the irish girls anyway!

The first girl was almost a 4some with her mate! but she went off with one of the pr's so my mate and i just shared her! The plan was to have the 2 of them the night after in a 4some, til one of the dj's screamed over the mic the bnext night, 'HERE THEY ARE THE SPIT-ROAST KINGS!!!!!!' THE GIRLS WERE WITH US!!!! So no go there! they stormed out! But back to the original story!!

After walkin the girl home i got into my taxi to go home and as we were driving down the strip the taxi driver slammed on and these 2 irish lasses jumped in!

They told the driver where they were stayin, and he didnt know, so bein Super-Rep i explained where it was as i had a couple of hotels that way!

They asked how i knew, told them, then they asked me in for Coffee, i lived half an hour away and had just argued with the taxi driver for 20 minutes over £2, so i said i'd have to stay the night to which they agreed!

Got into their apt, the little one jumped me, and her mate said she was going to the 24hr bar while we did what we had to do!

BUT.............. Old Bushy was in 3some mode wasnt he? hehe so i asked the other girl if she wanted to join in! And the rest is History my friend!!!!

When i got up the next morning i made my way bleary eyed toward the taxi rank like the main man! and who takes me home to the hotel? The same taxi driver, i also got the taxi half price for tellin him the little story all the way home!!!

hahaha @ phil - u stud u

 

i do try

- Bushy

I have to admit that the thought intrigues me....

hahaha @ phil - u stud u

 

i do try

 

Haha well ur not doin too bad!!

The thought makes me want to be sick

 

Why??

Thats what i wondered

 

I mean fair enough it might not be to ur liking, i cant see myself ever doing it but it doesnt make me sick

Sorry, but the idea of sharing a woman with another bloke at the same time is just grim. I just find the whole idea of being naked around another bloke in a sexual situation grim.

 

Alas I fall into that classic male stereotype of threesome with 2 women great, threesome with 2 men grim What to do (and no, I don't want suggestions)