ok own up...I had and now I only have who stole one?

 

Does this mean I upset someone and they took them away?

 

I feel like I [censored] in Mc D's and have been a naughty girl!

I ain't stolen your stars, but if you are a naughty girl, I might give you one

A star? or a shag?

 

or have you been playing with my rusty sheriff's badge?

 

whoosie wrong forum for smut like this!

i gave you 5 hun so the blame can't be on me!!

A shag?, was that an offer of a shag?

*Blink quickly runs off print-out"

 

Shag or star, whichever you would prefer my dear

Think you could amke me cum a pint?

I always enjoy a challenge. Is there a time limit on this experiment, are we talking minutes, hours, days, or weeks?

well apparently a women can cum a pint...in one go...when stimulated properly. After reading that it has become one of my aspirations in life.

 

(along with many other life activities)

A pint, in one go? I think my technique may require some refining!!

So they say...I haven't actually met anyone that has managed it yet, but that doesn't mean that it can't be done.

 

I'm not sure how you would measure it to be fair...but then I guess if you made me gush a far bit I think I'd be fairly happy

 

(fairly happy she says )

I think we both would

chloeamber, i can easily sort u out, lol pm me for details!!!!

pm you...why Si darling...what have you got to hide?

lol nothing, its the first thing that came tomy mind !!!!!

 

 

ah ok