Blink - Is everything ok?

Women - [no I'm f*cking pissed off] yes I'm fine

 

Blink - I'm going out with my mates you don't mind do you?

Women - [You go and I'll be in a strop!] Yeah if you want to

 

Blink - That top looks fine

Women - [that means I look fat] does it?

Blink - Yeah it looks really nice

Women - [fine? right I look a mess] I'm going to get changed

 

and so on...you'll never know what she is thinking hunni

 

but when a woman asks

 

"does this dress/top/or whatever makes me look fat?"

 

You say back,

 

No of course not love, YOU make it look fat!!

 

Prepare for duck and cover and then run for ya life, lol

I had the honour or misfortune of growin up with about 30 females, so i know all the tricks, all the things to say and not to, so

Theres no excuse to be fat ey?!

unless u got the gift of the gab u cant bloody well win lol

or what if you like pies?

No Sarah there isn't really an excuse...but to be fair some people are coz they are lazy c**ts...like myself

 

um...think I need to endure a month on the slimfast plan...doesn't look like I'll be getting much sleep for a while heheheheh

 

***disclaimer***

 

I do not suggest that anyone partakes in a drug diet to lose wait...it's all about healhty eating and exercise kidz oh and lots of sex

do not suggest that anyone partakes in a drug diet to lose wait...it's all about healhty eating and exercise kidz oh and lots of sex

 

I like the sound of a sex excercise programme

 

now who would like to join me in this regime?

fook off i don't want to catch anything!!!!

*ahem*

Scream U wouldn't be an option anyway

thank [censored] for that!!

lmfao!!!!!