Over the last 2 wks I think I've prob done n seen the craziest things whilst out clubbin - jsut got my pix back from them 2 and here's sum evidence of one - My mate washing her hair, shampoo n all in the guys loos in hemisphere!!

Not sure if I missed something here...but why was your friend washing her hair? I'm guessing she was doing it in the blokes as there was more room/less rammed...but why washing her hair in a club?and why did she have shampoo?

 

Planned randomness just isn't funny or crazy imo...mroe bizarre!

Well it seemd dead funny at the time coz we was all well mashed! She bought her shampoo coz her hair gets messy n yeh there was more room in the guys n it was nearer so that's y we went in there!

btw can assure ya none of the guys I hang out wiv plan their randomness!!!

Tasha, thats nuts! And I know your randomness is never planned babes......remember a certain ice explosion at Eden in Ibiza?! DOH!

How could I forget!!

One particular night I remember was at Glasshouse, they had the huge paddling pool which I was sat on the edge of chatting away to someone when my "friend" walked by said "alright Sharon" and pushed in into it !!! I was a bit wet to say the least !!!

 

Later on I thought I'd have a go on one of the Space Hoppers, (I'd dried out by this time) and was happily bouncing away through the kitchen when something went wrong !!! The Space Hopper didn't wanna bounce anymore, it flew out from underneath me and it all seemed to happen in slow motion, my arms went up in the air to try and get the Space Hopper back but as I was reaching out I was falling backwards, right at the top of the stairs where there must have been 20 people stood/sat at the bottom. My legs were spread eagle and I just landed with a bang.

 

I must have sat there for 2 minutes while everyone had a good laugh wondering what the hell had just happened and went to retrieve the Space Hopper to give it a good kicking !!!

 

I think my most shameful moment was when I fell arse upwards off that huge podium at Space in Ibiza! Why oh why did I decide to wear fluorscent yellow to a white party?! It just made my fall stand out even more than necessary!

Tasha, whos your mate? She looks to have a pretty fit body, hmmmmmmmm, more info please !

remember whn i was in nocturnal in leicester ionce n i seen a bloke who got his 'bits n pieces' out n went 4 a wee on the dance floor... i dont think he was wiv it some how! uyuk!

Tasha, whos your mate? She looks to have a pretty fit body, hmmmmmmmm, more info please !

 

 

Chrissie! and she's single

If i have ever done anything crazy at club,wouldnt b able 2 remember,unless a m8 reminded me.

oooo,oooo,me and my mate once stripped naked,shoved a feather loafer up our arses and then goosestepped around gatecrasher singing,'deuscheland uber alles' backwards.

Then,we broke into the local zoo,fed the lions some ket,shagged a few chimpanzee's and then were abducted by some zorgans from the planet twat.

 

How crazy am I?

Woh! Too crazy for me!!!

 

What the [censored] is a feather loafer?

Its a loafer with feathers on.

 

Fool!

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