your country needs you

As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked

woman who is not his wife.

So, this Saturday at 2:00 PM GMT all British women are asked to walk out of

their house completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist

effort to have full effect. All men are to position themselves in chairs in

front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, demonstrating that they

think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support

for all British women.

And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at

your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. The British

Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your

participation

in this anti-terrorist activity, especially considering the current Weather

conditions.

God Save the Queen!

IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON!