Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Mary

suddenly jumped into the deep end.

She sunk to the bottom and stayed there.

Jim promptly jumped in to save her. He swam to the bottom and pulled

Mary out.

 

When the medical director became aware of Jim's heroic act he

immediately ordered him to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered him to be mentally stable.

When he went to tell Jim the news he said, "Jim, I have good news and

bad news.

 

The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained

your senses.

The bad news is, Mary, the patient you saved, hung herself with her

bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but she's dead."

 

Jim replied, "She's not dead, I put her there to dry."

 

LMFARO

nice one with the picture mate................

 

 

pissed meself laughing......