Si I was wrong there isn't really a kids TV character called Twitch, checked it on the Internet and found this:

 

 

I was only out by a "W" but I still think Twitch suits U better as a name. Its much more appropriate than mentalist

ok boobookittyfuck whatever u say darling!!!

lmao I actually think the term is insulting maybe biatch is a more endearing term

reallly...... hmm ok biatch !!!! now beckon me over and lets make up!

 

now beckon me over and lets make up!

 

make up for wat? Passing out on U lol

 

no that was very enjoyable cos i took advantage!!!

You been spiking the drinks again Si?

lol i didnt need to - she proper comatosed herself!!

no that was very enjoyable cos i took advantage!!!

 

now that would be scary, waking up naked nxt to Si and not having any recollection of wat happened

now that would be scary, waking up naked nxt to Si and not having any recollection of wat happened

 

its a good job that sort of thing NEVER happens

are u tryin to admit sumthing Si

I admit u were very pissed and there are 4 hours missing!!!!

ok 4 every1s benefit now those 4 hours were spent sleeping!!!

Good good, U were really beginning to scare me then