> >A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been kept for 15 years.

> >As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money

and

> >guns, but he finds a young couple in bed.

> >He orders the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair.

> >While tying the girl up to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on

the

> >neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.

> >

> >While he is in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an

> >escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in

> >prison, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your

> >neck.

> >If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you,

> >givehim satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he

will

> >kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you. "

> >

> >To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was

whispering

> >in my ear. He told me he was gay and found you very sexy and asked if we

> >kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you

> >too..."

 

lol, funny as [censored]!