>>Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

>>Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

>>Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut.

>>

>>Man: Is this seat empty?

>>Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

>>Man: There's no need to get on your knees suck on my c**k just yet, we've

>>only just met!!!

>>

>>Man: Your place or mine?

>>Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

>>Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car

>>I don't give a s**t where you go.

>>

>>Man: So, what do you do for a living?

>>Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

>>Man:That explains the moustache then!

>>

>>Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

>>Woman:Unfertilised.

>>Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your arse.

>>

>>Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

>>Woman: But would you stay there?

>>Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible

to

>>shake off once you've been shagged.

>>

>>Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

>>Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

>>Man: Cool, as long as you are still a little warm when I shove it up your

>>arse.

>>

>>Man: Would you like to dance?

>>Woman: I'd rather eat glass.

>>Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said your arse looks fat in that skirt.

>>

>>Man: Where have you been all my life?

>>Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.

>>Man:Just as well cos I've been shagging your mum while your dad watches

>>

>>Man: You're pretty

>>Woman: P*** off.

>>Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty ugly, you fat bitch

 

 

[censored] theyre funny!! thats fuckin genius mate!!