I can *get word* to him if necessary (no signal in the sky necessary, this has been known to bring down aircraft)

 

or if absolutely necessary, contact my butler, codename evilhedfuk, looks something like this man --->

 

 

remember....

I'm sorry but i still don't understand who he is??

that's perfectly ok rachel, I'm glad you brought this to my attention, we will shortly be starting a massive marketing campaign to inform the public about how turboman can help them, and how to contact him in an emergency, and of special note to yourself is the special 'fit girl' service, which offers special attention to those people most in need of attention.

 

He's fast, He's cool, He's Turboman

I'm looking forward to hearing more about the services he can offer!!

glad to hear it, let all your friends (fit or otherwise) know about this phenomenon,

 

keep it turbo.

strange.

"hello, can you hear me? Yes ............ thats correct ........ we're losing service commander, I have to be quick ............ yes it is true ........... we have another one for you Sir ......... ___________________ the name is Signu_____________

or if absolutely necessary, contact my butler, codename evilhedfuk,

 

You rang???

I refer you to ed, creamy, come and see me at the mansion if it really is urgent.