March 13, 200322 yr CTW Promotors INCISION Leeds - 23rd Jan - Passion Records Tour Night!! Email: sarah@clubtheworld.com MSN: pvcsarah@hotmail.com Speed it UP - PLEASE!
March 13, 200322 yr CTW Members Your eyes are like spanners - every time you look at me my nuts tighten. like it, will use it tonight
March 13, 200322 yr CTW Members Male comebacks to female comebacks to male pick up lines - Man - Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman - Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man - Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut. Man - Is this seat empty? Woman - Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man - There's no need to get on your knees and suck on my cock just yet,we've only just met!!! Man - Your place or mine? Woman - Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man - That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car,I don't give a [censored] where you go. Man - So, what do you do for a living? Woman - I'm a female impersonator. Man - That explains the moustache then! Man - How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman - Unfertilised. Man - No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your ass. Man - I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman - But would you stay there? Man - Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to shake off once you've been shagged. and this is the best........... Man - You're pretty Woman - Piss off. Man - Don't interrupt, you're pretty ugly, you fat bitch They are wkd! **************************Just have it like you know i would! MSN- Geordie_becky@hotmail.com
March 13, 200322 yr CTW Members I heard my friend have this said to them a while back and thought it was classic! "Do you believe in love at first sight or shall i walk past again?" My friend replied... " Nah, just keep walkin" pmsl!
March 13, 200322 yr CTW Members Man - can i buy you a drink? Have a wormdo. waman - Whats a wormdo? Man - it wriggles along the ground. Noit exactly a chat up line, but its that [censored] its funny. Or at least I think it is. Anyone fancy a bongle with bungle?
March 13, 200322 yr CTW Members Man - can i buy you a drink? Have a wormdo. waman - Whats a wormdo? Man - it wriggles along the ground. Noit exactly a chat up line, but its that [censored] its funny. Or at least I think it is.
March 13, 200322 yr CTW Members 'Whats the difference between a burger and a blow job?' 'I dont know' 'Great lets go for dinner' CTW Sexiest Male MemberLIVING THE DREAM!!!!!!
March 13, 200322 yr CTW Members Best chat up line...? Your teeth are like stars... they come out at night! Your eyes remind me of the sea... they make me sick! Funniest thing: some bloke says to me "Shut up, put my cock in your mouth, and start sucking." ...sad thing is, it worked!
March 13, 200322 yr CTW Members Funniest thing: some bloke says to me "Shut up, put my cock in your mouth, and start sucking." ...sad thing is, it worked! Really? my MSN addy is satnitesteve@aol.com ........
March 15, 200322 yr CTW Promotors Do you wanna [censored]? no! Well do you mind lying down so i can have one then? or better still - point at girl, beckon her over with finger then when she walks over to you say if i can make you come with my finger think what i could do with my dick!!
March 15, 200322 yr CTW Members i can make you a model hhahahahha she makes me do a sexwee in my pants thankyou please
March 15, 200322 yr CTW Members I noticed you noticing me so i thaught i would give you notice that i have noticed you as well STILL ALIVE !! Act like an adult . . . Be false ! MSN >>> NeoNwomB@hotmail.com
March 18, 200322 yr CTW Members Funniest thing: some bloke says to me "Shut up, put my cock in your mouth, and start sucking." ...sad thing is, it worked! Really? my MSN addy is satnitesteve@aol.com ........
March 19, 200322 yr CTW DJs Man - You're pretty Woman - Piss off. Man - Don't interrupt, you're pretty ugly, you fat bitch always there for the beer, but not wanting to pay!! Mobile number: 07990 - 936181 (bannanas 'r' us) e-mail: hunter@merseymail.com or: Mulder_1971@hotmail.com
March 19, 200322 yr CTW Members or better still - point at girl, beckon her over with finger then when she walks over to you say if i can make you come with my finger think what i could do with my dick!! I like that one! I know its old but.... Your top looks nice, look even better on my bedroom floor Now theres 20p go phone your my tell her you wont be home 2nite
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