Mr Bush's propaganda tour

During a propaganda tour of the U.S., George Bush visits a school to talk

about his government's policies.

When he is finished talking, he asks if anyone has any questions. Bob's hand pops up. "Mr. President, I have three questions:

1. How did you win the elections even though you got less votes?

2. Why do you want to attack Iraq without any evidence?

3. Wouldn't you agree that the bombing of Hiroshima was the largest terrorist attack ever?

Just then the bell rang for break and everyone left the classroom. When the break was over, President Bush asked for questions and this time Bob's friend Joey raised his hand. "Mr. President, I have five questions:

1. How did you win the elections even though you got less votes?

2. Why do you want to attack Iraq without any evidence?

3. Wouldn't you agree that the bombing of Hiroshima was the largest terrorist attack ever?

4. Why did the bell ring 20 minutes before it usually does?

5. Where's Bob?