osama joke

Osama bin Laden has a heart attack and dies.

> He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for

him.

>

> The Devil: "I don't know what to do here, you're on my list,

but I

>have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll

tell

>you what I'm going to do: I've got a couple of people here who weren't

>quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take

their

>place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

>

> Bin Laden thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil led

him

>into the first room.

>

> In it was Saddam Hussein and a large pool of water. He kept

diving

>in and surfacing empty-handed. Over and over and over. That was his

fate in

>hell.

>

> Bin Laden: "No, I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I

don't

>think I could do that all day long."

>

> So the devil led him to the next room. In it was Manuel Noriega

with

>a sledgehammer and a huge pile of rocks. All he did was swing that

hammer,

>time after time after time.

>

> Bin Laden:"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I'd be

in

>constant agony if all I did was break rocks all day."

>

> So the devil opened a third door. In it, Bin Laden saw Bill

Clinton,

>lying on the floor with his arms over his head and his legs staked in

a

>spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was his girl Monica Lewinski, doing

what

>she does best.

> Osama Bin Laden stared in disbelief and finally said: "Yeah, I

can

>handle this."

>

> The Devil smiled wickedly and said:

>

>

> "OK, Monica, you're free to go!!!"

>