I am bored cos I am in [censored], and my companion in crime is off tody, so I am in the office on my own.

I am stressed because of the above, so having twice the [censored] load to do.

I am tired because I sat up till 2am watching Schindler's list, and the alarm went off at 6.30am

I am hungry because I am on a diet (I even borrowed an exercise machine!!)

 

Another 3 1/2 hours until I can go home, and all the [censored] I have left to do is too much like hard [censored] on a sunny monday afternoon when I am bored, stressed, tired and hungry.

 

But hey, this has just wasted 5 minutes (I am typing one handed whilst being on hold on the phone....in this place, you have to hold the phone to your ear even when on hold, or everyone thinks you are doing nothing (they come and stare at me through the window, they do!!)

Why on earth are u on a diet? LMFAO

Because I am a stone overweight!! I just hide it very well

 

Indeed u do!

 

However the ur on the wrong diet if ur feeling hungry! It's not about how much u eat, it's about getting the right balance!

Which is why I have located myself an exercise machine (one of those funny walk/ski/climb the stairs things, 30 mins everyday from now on!!