just fitted that title in

 

neway this morning i saw someones car wrapped up in clingfilm, i managed to get a pic of it on my phone.

i also saw someones car with every tier flat

and a ironing bored against someones door

and my spelling is on form today

one girl at work told her boyfriend she was pregnant.

And another, (dumb american girl) rang her mum to tell her she was filing for divorce.

 

They don't get out much Hilarious

QUOTE (SexyNic @ Apr 1 2004, 22:09)

one girl at work told her boyfriend she was pregnant. And another, (dumb american girl) rang her mum to tell her she was filing for divorce. They don't get out much Hilarious

i told my work colleage she had a spider on her shoulder. nothing exciting really.

appart from that it was an ordinary day

 

was this american girl the same one you were ranting to me about?

shit we must be really boring coz none were pulled at my place.....

QUOTE (Mr_Happy @ Apr 1 2004, 22:12)

QUOTE (SexyNic @ Apr 1 2004, 22:09) one girl at work told her boyfriend she was pregnant. And another, (dumb american girl) rang her mum to tell her she was filing for divorce. They don't get out much      Hilarious  i told my work colleage she had a spider on her shoulder. nothing exciting really. appart from that it was an ordinary day   was this american girl the same one you were ranting to me about? the very same

My boss handed one of the young apprentices a letter with college heading on it, saying that he'd been selected for Random Drug Tests in college, the lad is a big pot smoker, you should have seen his face, it was hilarious.

QUOTE (Bushy @ Apr 1 2004, 23:08)

My boss handed one of the young apprentices a letter with college heading on it, saying that he'd been selected for Random Drug Tests in college, the lad is a big pot smoker, you should have seen his face, it was hilarious.

Richard? or monkey whatever u call him

Edited April 1, 200420 yr by nuthead53

hahah yes it was richard!!!!!

 

He was shitting it, we were all advising him to drink vinegar and allsorts! it was hilarious!

evil, but the best april fools joke ive heard so far today.

You should have said something like, if you exercise enough you can sweat it out

We were giving him allsorts of advice, my boss spent most of yesterday afternoon setting it up.

 

Rich took it hook line and sinker!

 

I beleived it for about 5 minutes, but then realised the date when i looked at my phone! lol

I gave a guy who has worked doing visual merchandising in the belfast burton for about 3months a letter telling him we werent renewing his contract after his probationary period which by chance he was due to finish tomorrow.

 

Poor lad

LMAO very nasty but very good!

how did he take it?

 

He said "Really? God im gutted, I really liked this job" He then went into the staffroom and got his coat.

 

I then rolled on the floor laughin, when he came back on the shop floor she seen me and knew i was pissing about with him.

 

Dont think he saw the funny side tbh

pure evil!

pmsl