Nurses aren't really known for their comic genuis, all they managed on my ward was a notice telling everybody that due to admin problems everybodies wages would be a week late. And that a well known demanding, pain in the arse patient was being re admitted to the ward today. Pretty poor effort really

All very good, like the drug test letter one!

I phoned in work on the way in and told them I wouldn't be in as I had broken my wrist! they believed me, but then it back fired when my boss phoned my home to speak to me about it and I wasn't there! My mum told her I had gone to work so when I got to work it was runied already!