Doh. Have no money and rent is due. not good, as have been living off Asda Smartprice noodles the pass week or so, just so I could afford to go out with weekend.

 

(of course, this wouldn't have happened if certain members of this board had paid me the £145 or so they owe me, instead of buying a new set of decks. Mention no names.....)

 

Anyways, need to go and grovel in front of my bank manager. And not in the good, kinky sex kinda way.

 

Wish me luick.......

 

Anyways, need to go and grovel in front of my bank manager. And not in the good, kinky sex kinda way.

 

M/F?

Try not even having a Creit Card no more.

 

[censored] students.

Smartprice whore!

Smartprice all the way baby!

 

 

 

My overdraft extension, I had to fill out a budget planner with my bank manager.

 

First question - how much do you spend a week on going out. Um.......

I have £300 left on my credit card and i think i'm up 2 my limit on my overdraft and all bcoz of a £310 phone bill, although insomz and my drug addiction may play a large role in my poorness!

 

Thank god 4 debit or the bank anyway!

I've just got a £200 extension for a month so I can buy lots of acrylic! Hurrah!

I have £300 left on my credit card and i think i'm up 2 my limit on my overdraft and all bcoz of a £310 phone bill, although insomz and my drug addiction may play a large role in my poorness!

 

Thank god 4 debit or the bank anyway!

 

I don't think Ket counts as an acceptable expense in the eyes of Barclays, so I had to keep quiet about it.....

tsk tsk

 

You all just need to get yourselves a relatively rich boyfriend....yes, you too wub. It really is the way forward.....I have no shame in admitting I am a kept woman, I did an amazing allnighter out on Saturday with £8. 32 in my pocket and came home with £8. 32 in my pocket. Didn't even pay for my ticket!

 

I do earn my keep by being a perfect housewife mind....

 

I don't think Ket counts as an acceptable expense in the eyes of Barclays, so I had to keep quiet about it.....

 

i wish i was a horse, i'd be on the sick constantly! Reckon horses do that? it'd b silly not 2!

tsk tsk

 

You all just need to get yourselves a relatively rich boyfriend....yes, you too wub. It really is the way forward.....I have no shame in admitting I am a kept woman, I did an amazing allnighter out on Saturday with £8. 32 in my pocket and came home with £8. 32 in my pocket. Didn't even pay for my ticket!

 

I do earn my keep by being a perfect housewife mind....

 

Bet you give your fair share of blowjobs though. Fair play to you.

 

I don't think Ket counts as an acceptable expense in the eyes of Barclays, so I had to keep quiet about it.....

 

i wish i was a horse, i'd be on the sick constantly! Reckon horses do that? it'd b silly not 2!

 

 

I'm sure Barclays have entire filing cabinets of horses on the lam with them due to a ket addiction. Think how fat the lines would be with those nostrils!

tsk tsk

 

You all just need to get yourselves a relatively rich boyfriend....yes, you too wub. It really is the way forward.....I have no shame in admitting I am a kept woman, I did an amazing allnighter out on Saturday with £8. 32 in my pocket and came home with £8. 32 in my pocket. Didn't even pay for my ticket!

 

I do earn my keep by being a perfect housewife mind....

 

Bet you give your fair share of blowjobs though. Fair play to you.

 

Well he must be marrying me for some reason!

tsk tsk

 

You all just need to get yourselves a relatively rich boyfriend....yes, you too wub. It really is the way forward.....I have no shame in admitting I am a kept woman, I did an amazing allnighter out on Saturday with £8. 32 in my pocket and came home with £8. 32 in my pocket. Didn't even pay for my ticket!

 

I do earn my keep by being a perfect housewife mind....

 

 

I like your stylee

tsk tsk

 

You all just need to get yourselves a relatively rich boyfriend....yes, you too wub. It really is the way forward.....I have no shame in admitting I am a kept woman, I did an amazing allnighter out on Saturday with £8. 32 in my pocket and came home with £8. 32 in my pocket. Didn't even pay for my ticket!

 

I do earn my keep by being a perfect housewife mind....

 

Bet you give your fair share of blowjobs though. Fair play to you.

 

Well he must be marrying me for some reason!

 

Oh yeah, that's the criteria most men look for in a wife - filthy minx, open to all orifices. Nice.