A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me, run through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better" The giraffe looks at the rabbit, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing a few lines, so the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you will feel so much better!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, tosses them away and starts running with the rabbit and the giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up.."Lion my friend.." says the little rabbit, "..why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest and you will feel so good!" With that, the lion puts down his needle and beats the [censored] out of the little rabbit. As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror they look and ask "Lion, what are you doing?!...he was only trying to help us!" The lion answers, "that little fucker makes me run around the forest like an idiot for hours everytime he is on ecstasy!"

i posted this a couple of weeks ago, good innit?!