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your house mate begs you to buy hin a pizza, it comes and he is asleep! tried to wake him up but no luck!!! any ideas>

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Pull down his pants as gently as possible, (so you can see his willy but mind you don't wake him up), put the Pizza in a food blender so its all mashed up, then slowly pour it on his genitals, then when he wakes up and thinks "WTF" tell him u woke him up when the Pizza arrived and he ate it. Then say.....I dont know what happened from there on.

 

 

Or maybe not.

 

JUST EAT IT!!

 

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Pull down his pants as gently as possible, (so you can see his willy but mind you don't wake him up), put the Pizza in a food blender so its all mashed up, then slowly pour it on his genitals, then when he wakes up and thinks "WTF" tell him u woke him up when the Pizza arrived and he ate it. Then say.....I dont know what happened from there on.

 

 

Or maybe not.

 

JUST EAT IT!!

 

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Pull down his pants as gently as possible, (so you can see his willy but mind you don't wake him up), put the Pizza in a food blender so its all mashed up, then slowly pour it on his genitals, then when he wakes up and thinks "WTF" tell him u woke him up when the Pizza arrived and he ate it. Then say.....I dont know what happened from there on.

 

 

Or maybe not.

 

JUST EAT IT!!

 

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Pull down his pants, spit in a condom and shove it up his arse with a biro.

 

Then eat the pizza.

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  • CTW Members

Pull down his pants as gently as possible, (so you can see his willy but mind you don't wake him up), put the Pizza in a food blender so its all mashed up, then slowly pour it on his genitals, then when he wakes up and thinks "WTF" tell him u woke him up when the Pizza arrived and he ate it. Then say.....I dont know what happened from there on.

 

 

Or maybe not.

 

JUST EAT IT!!

 

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