I know it seems very unlikely, but stranger things have happened. My watch, the time on my phone, my computer, and even this website are all inisisting it is somewhere around 13.20. My bodyclock, however, is insisting it is somewhere around 9pm. I find it very difficult to believe that my bodyclock could be wrong a) because it is natural, and not some artificial time-piece, and we all know natural is good, and b)I spent all weekend feeding my body chemicals to keep it finally tuned so it could maintain long hours of dancing and talking. Obviously if my body is that enhanced that it could maintain that level of efficiency for that length of time, there is no way that my body clock could have failed.

 

So can someone please explain to me what has gone wrong with all the clocks in at [censored], and could they then explain this to my boss so I can go home, have a shower and go to bed, as my body is insisting should happen.

 

Good weekend then?

Did you spend it with Uri Gellar?

wat the fcuk must hav been a good weekend!

Did you spend it with Uri Gellar?

 

Actually, that Pepsi is a bit weird. And yes it was a good weekend

 

(And before the CTW rumour mill gets started, I met Pepsi at SS, and she headed off after AS)

 

just jokin mate