Can I have a wank in your room whilst yr all out attending the hardhouse arena?

 

Will it be ok?

 

Can you discuss it with yr rommies?

 

I wont leave a mess. I promise.

Only IF......

 

U dont rim me like u txted me earlier askin to do!!!!!!!

Go see a doctor mate.

 

I dont know what it is with you, but do u have any friends?

 

I never text u. It was the other way around.

 

So stop making out that you are a "text worthy" cunt.

 

Fanny batter.

Ive already told u, im not gonna text back..........

 

So what was all that about a nokia then?

U text me first!

 

Then i asked if you knew anyone who was selling a nokia, and if they were, bring it to tidy.

 

sheeesh.

 

Young'uns.

What did i say in my first txt then? :wubwub:

 

 

 

 

 

 

[censored] knows i cant remember.

 

My mind was occupied all day.

 

I swear u txted me sumin about "rimming"

U fukin lying arse ramming [censored]!!!!

 

Rimmin aint my thing.

 

At least not with you anyway.

 

[censored] off with yr BSE.

 

Thanks.

Thanks (Y) !