A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to

> file her taxes.

>

> The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions."

>

> He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What

> is your occupation?"

>

> The woman replies, "I'm a whore."

>

> The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work. That is

> much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that."

>

> The woman, "OK, I'm a prostitute."

>

> "No, that is still too crude. Try again."

>

> They both think for a minute, then the woman states, "I'm a chicken farmer."

>

> The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a

> whore or a prostitute?"

>

> "Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year."