> > >The finest double entendres from TV and Radio - some old, some new

> > >

> > >Michael Buerk watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male

>astronomer

> > >for warmth during BBC's UK eclipse coverage remarked:- "They are

cold

>out

> > >there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his

shorts"

> > >

> > >Mike Hallet discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:- "

Stephen

> > >Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets"

> > >

> > >Jack Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards' tyre choice on

World

> > >Superbike Racing:- "Colin had a hard on in practise earlier, and I

bet

>he

> > >wished he had a hard on now"

> > >

> > >Chris Tarrant discussing the first millionaire winner Judith

Keppel on

> > >This

> > >Morning:- "She was practising fastest finger first by herself in

bed

>last

> > >night"

> > >

> > >Winning Posts Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCoys

>formidable

> > >lead:- "Tony has a quick look between his legs and likes what he

sees"

> > >

> > >Ross King discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond:-

"Well

> > >Phil,

> > >tell us about your amazing third leg"

> > >

> > >Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo Hot Dog on Look North:-

"There's

> > >nothing

> > >like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this"

> > >

> > >James Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix asked :-

"What

> > >does it feel like to be rammed up the backside by Barrichello?"

> > >

> > >Steve Ryder covering the US Masters:- "Ballesteros felt much

better

>today

> > >after a 69"

> > >

> > >Steve Leonard talking about vegetation on Vets In The Wild, told

>Trude:-

> > >"There's something big growing between my legs"

> > >

> > >Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team

Live

> > >said:

> > >- "You'd eat beaver if you could get it"

> > >

> > >A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have

snowed

>and

> > >didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked:- "So Bob, where's that

>eight

> > >inches you promised me last night?" Not only did he have to leave

the

>set

> > >but half the crew did too because they were laughing so hard!

> > >

> > >US PGA Commentator:- "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is

>playing

> > >so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his

balls and

> > >kisses them .........oh my god !!!! What have I just said"

> > >

> > >Harry Carpenter at the Oxford - Cambridge Boat Race in 1977:- "Ah,

>isn't

> > >that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the cox

of

>the

> > >Oxford crew"

> > >

> > >New Zealand Rugby Commentator:- "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when

Daryl

> > >Gibson

> > >comes inside him"

> > >

> > >And finally

> > >

> > >Pat Glenn - Weightlifting Commentator:- "And this is Gregoriava

from

> > >Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing"

> >

 

I remember one in a cricket match, when the holding was bowling to willey!

 

"the bowlers Holding, the batsmans Willey!"

I remember one in a cricket match, when the holding was bowling to willey!

 

"the bowlers Holding, the batsmans Willey!"

 

yeah i remember that 2 its well famous, why the [censored] was that not on there?!

 

 

(falls of chair onto the floor, hurting his back........)