I actually went for a weally big one today @ college..... stunk out the [censored] changing rooms a treat!

 

Was well proud of that fucker ill tell ya!

 

 

Did you get a picture of this one to?

I used to manage a reataurant so had to deal with things like this

 

Oh right.

 

Did you get shut down by health and safety then?

I actually went for a weally big one today @ college..... stunk out the [censored] changing rooms a treat!

 

Was well proud of that fucker ill tell ya!

 

 

Did you get a picture of this one to?

 

Bollox! That was Modular1!!!!

Moo - "the squits" LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

 

Tucky - i do apologise if you think im rude here, as im a "lady", but just coz us females are not men, doesnt mean we do not have massive shits sitting on the loo.

 

We are no different from you men.

 

I like to sit on the throne after a hard days [censored], reading the sun, haveing a nice [censored].

 

Its a fact of life.

 

Like it, or [censored] off.

 

 

Ive been told...

Did you get shut down by health and safety then?

 

No No, Customers trying to blag a bit of comensation all the time. They would ring up and say they'd been on the shitter all night and that we'd give them food poisoning.

 

So had to be clued up you see.

Oh i see.

 

Was it in a pikey part of town then?

Cheeky bitch!

 

No, people in N. Ireland will claim for the stupidist things. Theres even ppl that just live off claims! Next time you see an advert on tv for one of those claim direct firms read the small print at the bottom, it will say does not include n.ireland. This is becos there would be even more ppl claiming

Next time you see an advert on tv for one of those claim direct firms read the small print at the bottom,

 

[censored] SAKE MAN!!

 

PPL WILL START TO WORRY IF THEY SEE ME DOIN' THAT!!

 

(Don't fret, next time one comes on, il recird it on video so i can pause it and read it all)

 

Im off to bed now. Need to take my mind off the shits.

 

NN.

 

 

Night night, keep your brown ring tight!

It can't be that bad- it ain't keeping your ugly mug off the board.

Stop talking thru yr arse love.

 

Yr as bad as CreamyDick head.

 

haha

 

night! xx

Stop talking thru yr arse love.

 

Yr as bad as CreamyDick head.

 

Uncalled for! dont you think LML??