Claire DC said:

Clubbing_Si said:

Claire DC said:

Capn_Jack said:

Clubbing_Si said:

Claire DC said:

Capn_Jack said:

Claire DC said:

Capn_Jack said:

Claire DC said:

Capn_Jack said:

Claire DC said:

Capn_Jack said:

Claire DC said:

Capn_Jack said:

Claire DC said:

Cant u just do that?

 

Not if I want to sit around in the sun sipping beer through a straw (I'm dead posh me).

 

R u sure? Or is it cos u wana get drunk faster?

 

Erm.... No its cos I'm dead posh and to prove it I drink Tea with my little finger poking out.

 

R u sure thats ur finger poking out?

 

 

Ill keep it in my store of capn_jack secrets then

 

Hmm... this folder is getting big

 

Folder? Is *that* what u call it?

 

 

 

this quote thing is getting silly

 

No its not.

 

I have to agree with Capn_Jack!! (he beats me up if i dont)

 

can i?

 

Ud beat me up if i said no wouldnt u

 

Id play "kick the fanta"

i hate em i get stung every bloody year!!!

Clubbing_Si said:

Claire DC said:

Clubbing_Si said:

Claire DC said:

Capn_Jack said:

Clubbing_Si said:

Claire DC said:

Capn_Jack said:

Claire DC said:

Capn_Jack said:

Claire DC said:

Capn_Jack said:

Claire DC said:

Capn_Jack said:

Claire DC said:

Capn_Jack said:

Claire DC said:

Cant u just do that?

 

Not if I want to sit around in the sun sipping beer through a straw (I'm dead posh me).

 

R u sure? Or is it cos u wana get drunk faster?

 

Erm.... No its cos I'm dead posh and to prove it I drink Tea with my little finger poking out.

 

R u sure thats ur finger poking out?

 

 

Ill keep it in my store of capn_jack secrets then

 

Hmm... this folder is getting big

 

Folder? Is *that* what u call it?

 

 

 

this quote thing is getting silly

 

No its not.

 

I have to agree with Capn_Jack!! (he beats me up if i dont)

 

can i?

 

Ud beat me up if i said no wouldnt u

 

Id play "kick the fanta"

 

Nasty!!

Claire DC said:

Who else hates them? I had one in my flat yesterday after havin had my windows open!! I hit it (after havin to get the bottle to even go near it) 4 times and it still wasnt dead - then had to go out and hope it died when i got back, it did but i didnt know til this morning when i found my cat tryin to eat it

 

They piss me off (and scare this [censored] out of me )

 

heres a little trick to get back at the little fuckers!! get an almost empty jam jar and put an inch and a half of water in it, then wait, the wasps think yum yum jam i like jam and enter the jar then simply screw lid of jam on and shake causing them to drown!! then open lid and wait for ur next unsuspecting victim!! the smell of the jam shud also ensure that they stay away from u as theyl be too occupied thinkin bout the jam!!

I HATE wasps, I got stung once when I was on a sunbed in me mates house. I heard this buzzing noise right next to me ear I turned my head round and it bloody stung me right on my neck. I was horrible

jonm said:

Claire DC said:

Who else hates them? I had one in my flat yesterday after havin had my windows open!! I hit it (after havin to get the bottle to even go near it) 4 times and it still wasnt dead - then had to go out and hope it died when i got back, it did but i didnt know til this morning when i found my cat tryin to eat it

 

They piss me off (and scare this [censored] out of me )

 

heres a little trick to get back at the little fuckers!! get an almost empty jam jar and put an inch and a half of water in it, then wait, the wasps think yum yum jam i like jam and enter the jar then simply screw lid of jam on and shake causing them to drown!! then open lid and wait for ur next unsuspecting victim!! the smell of the jam shud also ensure that they stay away from u as theyl be too occupied thinkin bout the jam!!

 

YAY fankooo *wanders off to tesco to get some jam*

Claire DC said:

jonm said:

Claire DC said:

Who else hates them? I had one in my flat yesterday after havin had my windows open!! I hit it (after havin to get the bottle to even go near it) 4 times and it still wasnt dead - then had to go out and hope it died when i got back, it did but i didnt know til this morning when i found my cat tryin to eat it

 

They piss me off (and scare this [censored] out of me )

 

heres a little trick to get back at the little fuckers!! get an almost empty jam jar and put an inch and a half of water in it, then wait, the wasps think yum yum jam i like jam and enter the jar then simply screw lid of jam on and shake causing them to drown!! then open lid and wait for ur next unsuspecting victim!! the smell of the jam shud also ensure that they stay away from u as theyl be too occupied thinkin bout the jam!!

 

YAY fankooo *wanders off to tesco to get some jam*

no probs!

jonm said:

Claire DC said:

jonm said:

Claire DC said:

Who else hates them? I had one in my flat yesterday after havin had my windows open!! I hit it (after havin to get the bottle to even go near it) 4 times and it still wasnt dead - then had to go out and hope it died when i got back, it did but i didnt know til this morning when i found my cat tryin to eat it

 

They piss me off (and scare this [censored] out of me )

 

heres a little trick to get back at the little fuckers!! get an almost empty jam jar and put an inch and a half of water in it, then wait, the wasps think yum yum jam i like jam and enter the jar then simply screw lid of jam on and shake causing them to drown!! then open lid and wait for ur next unsuspecting victim!! the smell of the jam shud also ensure that they stay away from u as theyl be too occupied thinkin bout the jam!!

 

YAY fankooo *wanders off to tesco to get some jam*

no probs!