well i see u been using it 1st tho (i took the liberty of taking ure face off it so as not to embarass u)

 

 

Well you see Simon, as they say, everyone is entitled to have a change in life. And as you can see, i decided to get rid of the axe wound and have a penis instead. Even tho, again, as you can see, I cant really do much with it, but alas, i have gotten what iv always wanted. A dick for YOU to wrap yr gums round and suck me beuatifull. I know all yr sordid little secrets. And as im sucha great heshe, il never tell a soul. But there is just this one personal detail i have to share with the rest of the world.

 

 

U have serious issues with my dog dude.

 

 

And my next door neighbours pup.

 

Sort it.

 

ok miss Maria, although u had the knob surgery, ur greedy and decided u wanted to keep ure Butchers Oven too (quim, flange, meatbox, bearded clown, fanny etc......) (which of course, if one was to pull aside those plastic bollocks u have aquired, one would have access to)

 

Even with the meat and 2 veg ur still so loose, that evertime u go into a bar and sit on on of these (shown below)u still fuking slide all the way down it to the floor!

 

 

Well i wasnt called DJSlackGash for nothin' you know. I respect ppl like you for noticing that. have a mwa.

 

But the fact of the matter is Simon, iv always thought u were a top geezah, but there comes a time in life when honesty has to roll off my tongue, therfore i have to really tell you what i think of you.

 

Basically, I think you are a NOB. BUT, nevrtheless, i still think you are cool as [censored].

 

OMFG

 

Where did u find that pic?

I took a pic of si wen we went into geebee dimension when we came up to leeds. haha

Me haha!! I got sent it by my reliable pic sender!!

Claire yr a star hahaha!

Claire DC said:

Me haha!! I got sent it by my reliable pic sender!!

 

Is this all a bit hush hush?

hahah errrm yeah kinda!!

 

Maria - mwah!!

Mr_Moo said:

Claire DC said:

Me haha!! I got sent it by my reliable pic sender!!

 

Is this all a bit hush hush?

 

YES.

riiiiight...

 

Mr_Moo said:

riiiiight...

 

 

Ker-ching.

When they added ure dick they could have taken a few wrinkles away SlackGash