Posted May 2, 200322 yr CTW Members Santa was in the hospital, near death, so the family sent for his friend Banta. As Banta stood beside the bed, Santa's frail condition grew worse, and he motioned frantically for something to write on. Banta lovingly handed him a pen and piece of paper, and Santa used his last ounce of strength to scribble a note. Then he died. Banta thought it best not to look at the note just then, so he slipped it into his jacket pocket. Several days later, at the funeral, Banta was visting Santa's family. He realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he'd worn the day Santa died. "You know," he said, "Santa handed me a note just before he died. I haven't read it, but knowing Santa, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all. " He unfolded the note and read aloud infront of everyone, "You're standing on my oxygen tube!" You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com
May 2, 200322 yr CTW Members Lmao But Banta? I think that needs changing to a cooler name....... like keith maybe Anyone fancy a bongle with bungle?
May 2, 200322 yr CTW Members STILL ALIVE !! Act like an adult . . . Be false ! MSN >>> NeoNwomB@hotmail.com
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