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Essex Birds Kids

Freestyler
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An Essex 'bird' goes to the council to register for child benefit.

"How many children??" asks the council worker.

"10" replies the Essex bird.

"10???" says the council worker. "What are their names?"

"Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne

and...Wayne"

"Doesn't that get confusing?"

"Naah..." says the Essex bird. "It's great because if they are out playing

in the street I just have to shout 'WAAAAAYNE, YER DINNERS READY or

'WAAAAAAYNE GO TO BED NAAAAAH!!' and they all do it..."

"What if you want to speak to one individually?" asks the perturbed

council worker.

"That's easy" says the Essex bird..........."I just use their surnames".

 

gary

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