I wished she would and just [censored] off.

CreamyC said:

I wished she would and just [censored] off.

 

listen spazmo, shut the [censored] up, sit yr arse down, and wipe the dribble from yr chin.

 

Cheers.

Still on form then big guy?

Yeah okay Maria, if you're gonna go down kis route and start that theres no point you talking. I cant be arsed with you.

CreamyC said:

Yeah okay Maria, if you're gonna go down kis route and start that theres no point you talking. I cant be arsed with you.

 

Ironic, cos I've seen loads of videos with Creamy being arsed with other men.

flakey_dove said:

Still on form then big guy?

 

Yep. She brings it out of me. Stupid.

Ssssshhhhh wub.

Getting back to the point... I just had a mexican chicken bap, a mars bar and a bottle of orange lucozade.

 

sorted.

Evilhedfuk said:

Getting back to the point... I just had a mexican chicken bap, a mars bar and a bottle of orange lucozade.

 

sorted.

 

My shirt still smells of the chicken fajitias Jade cooked for me the other night. Not good.

wub_wub said:

Evilhedfuk said:

Getting back to the point... I just had a mexican chicken bap, a mars bar and a bottle of orange lucozade.

 

sorted.

 

My shirt still smells of the chicken fajitias Jade cooked for me the other night. Not good.

 

 

Students answer to the washing machine.

 

"I can get a couple more wears out of that shirt, where's the Febreze?"

It's a nice shirt, with 'Vinyl Addict' (two words my mates always associate with me) written on it.

 

 

I need to wear it at least five days in a row to get my money's worth.

Stinking good for nothing students.

 

Cant wait til they have to leave and find an office juniors job. For little more than a wage that can afford a King Size Mars. Then see them laugh.

CreamyC said:

Stinking good for nothing students.

 

Cant wait til they have to leave and find an office juniors job. For little more than a wage that can afford a King Size Mars. Then see them laugh.

 

Classic!

King Size Mars? No, will have to complete three months training before I can afford gormet cusine.

its all true!!!

 

Interviewer: So what can you bring to our company?

 

Student: Well I'm great at cooking beans, recently I've been good at the conundrums at the end of countdown!! ...and my history of classical art degree will come into its own at Tesco.

 

I know I was a student but at least I did a useful degree!!