There was a young man from Nantucket

Whose dick was so long he could suck it

he said with a grin

as he wiped his chin

If my ear was a cunt I could [censored] it

 

There you go.... crudest one til last

Old McDonald was dyslexic

O I O I E

Mary had a little Lamb

she tied it to a pylon

10,000 volts ran up its leg

and turned its wool to nylon

 

boom boom

mary had a little lamb

it was full of fun and frolicks

it jumped of a barbed wire fence

and ripped off its head

 

i don't know, it just doesn't seem to scan properly.

 

sx

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Originally posted by wub_wub:

Old McDonald was dyslexic

O I O I E

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OI I'M DYSLEXIC U LITTLE PISS TAKER!!!!!!!