hello boys and girls are you sitting comfortably? then i'll begin....

 

once upon a time, when summer holidays lasted forever and the days were always sunny, there lived a man called stryker. he was a very nice man who loved to work hard and play harder.

 

during the day he worked as a mild mannered internet programmer, but by night he could either be found in the darkest corner of a nightclub or would be locked in his room working on his plan to become president of the world.

 

being known as quasimodos ugly brother never got him down and he made friends wherever he went. then one day he discovered clubtheworld.uk.....

 

to be continued

 

sx

Welcome aboard fella!

 

Please note the emergency exits here, here and here (*gestures with arms*).

 

In case of emergency, spare drugs will be found beneath your seat, and soothing hard trance will be played to drown out any alarms.

 

Please remain gurning at all times, and keep your arms and legs flailing wildy.

 

and if all else fails, HOOF IT!

Ello matey! Glad u came over bud! Theyre a friendly crowd on here - but a little manic...

 

you'll meet em all soon anyway

 

Bonjourno mon amis

 

mange tout, mange tout!!

 

Ou est la piscine?

 

chat!

 

il ne pas de plus de papier hygienique

 

Bruvva?????????

Hey Stryker

 

PLAY HARDER!

hahah sluk...it hought u said we were all a bit manc then

 

Anyway stryker welcome to the board, hope u like it here tho im sure u will!!

Hi Stryker! Welcome to CTW! You have finally joined us! C u in Sundissential!