Call the Libby hotline - all sex, all the time!

Hey Hey i am a pleasant girl! I aint a slut like that claire dc!! only kidding hun, honesly was ajoke, am considering deleting this whole sentence but i dont know if ull take it as a joke. oh i cant be arsed anyway although for all this typing i am doing i might as well of. oh i need to go back to bed.

screeching is fine for me baby.

ill run the toilet and call you from there.

better be gentle with that rough cheap toilet paper thou.

*starts dialling libbys number*

*is wondering if it is just her or everyone else that doesnt understand that sentence in the SLIGHTEST*

 

toilet roll? maybe he doesnt understand the concept of using a phone?

 

hmmm

*whispers "masturbation" into libbys ears*

*waits for penny to drop*

posh wank libby!

A seemingly normal thread has once again turned random on us.

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Originally posted by wub_wub:

A seemingly normal thread has once again turned random on us.

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due to the fact james was horny last nite and tried calling the sex line...sorry libby, and consequently making her tired/stupid.

(ok maybe james wasnt horny but he was drunk so im allowed to assume he was horny)

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Originally posted by whatisbeak:

(ok maybe james wasnt horny but he was drunk so im allowed to assume he was horny)

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*Image of James horny*

 

AAARRRGGHGHHH!! MY EYES! I'M BLIND!

hahaha shall i let you lot carry on?

 

ok i see about the toilet roll thing!

 

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!

told you it wasnt a rumour about what happens when you play with your self.

shouldnt of thought of james should you

*sound of vomit hitting keyboard*

well libbyvandyke, or can i call you miss libbyvandykester for short?

why not just put your phone on silent or switch it off at nite. or even stop adverstising your business in the local paper

this thread is fast becoming even more pointless

don't you mean phone box?