i wasnt on cos the fukin internet box blew up a t work u fat twat!

 

*mumbles something about creamy c and star trek*

SHES BACK EVERYONE!

yes i am! and i aint taking no [censored]! cos im ard me!

 

not but seriously i wasnt on cos work internet blew up so i drew loadsa pictures on paint thing and saved em as my background. just thought id let ya know.

i would also like to let every1 know that i will not be on here as of friday night, AND I AINT JUST SAYING IT! i got my new job starting on monday and unfortunately i have no access to the intermet, as its on a hotel busy reception. so i will be saying bye to u al on friday! but i will pop on at the weekends to see whats been going down!

i know u will all miss me but who blames you, i am the tigers tits. xx

Your presence will be missed !

 

Don't you have the internet at home or anything so you can catch up in the evenings ?

yeh i have internet at home but the connection speed thing is so slow it does my head in and i dont go on the internet on a night. id rather go out.

I know, oh well.

You could always rob a computer from work on your last day ?

yeh but my boss is my brother in law so he might go mad and he wil notice it in my house..unless i disguise it as a rather large hamster, which may cause some confusion.

Stick a blanket over it every time he comes round and claim its the old tv that the binmen refuse to take away !

Tell him not to lift the blanket as the tv is classified as a serious health-hazard.