what is ur favourite part of foreplay??

sorry to be blunt, but cumming!!!!!

 

and making him cum....that's a biggy!!!

ALL OF IT!

That first moan from her when she feels you breath thru her panties!

be as blunt as u like hun

 

I love givin blow jobs sooo much cos im told im good at it so i know theyre enjoying it which turns me on sooo much!!

 

But as a whole i love all of it...i love clitoral stimulation too Fook it...ALL OF IT!!

all of foreplay is good and if done really well makes the sex a million times better. I do like using icecubes, there so much fun

The biggest foreplay cock-up ever has to be one of these...

 

1) Thinking that making use of a mars bar will be both 'fun' and 'apetising' - believe me - it just ends up making a huge mess and making you feel ill

 

2) That straberry syrupy sticky thingy stuff from ann summmers - it really does get too much and again makes a hell of a mess

 

3) Going extra mad with the baby lotion - so much so that you've ended up ruining your sheets, duvet and managing to get it permanently absorbed into the woodwork of the bed frame - also sticks for months afterwards.

 

4) Going on far too long and either of you, or both, getting so damn sore you can carry on - and cant even c*m. You then end up in a ridiculous argument over it and the whole night is ruined - video & popcorn off - you drive the girlfriend (or boyfriend) home early, drive back, get into bed and realise it was a BAAAD mistake and you should have made up, so you get back in the car (in your dressing gown), go pick them up only to find they are deciding to still argue with you - you then opt to stay at their house but on the coach downstairs - waking up to the cat (or worse, dog) licking your (sore) private parts.

 

5) Deciding to have foreplay in a car in a field which "no one ever visits" - yeah, riiiigghhhtt - you end up finding you've parked on a fecking public bridleway - every getting a darn good look - including a) the local farmer in his tracktor and the local riding school. I have done this so many times I've ended up driving off naked and yes - pulled over by the police - VERY embarrasing - how the HELL do you explain that one - especially when the 'lucky customer' happens to be a local goat or sheep (that last bit was a joke)

 

errrmmnnn - off to bed dudes - catcha laterz!!!!!!

 

J|Zz@

Hahahah, LMFAO so i take it u have been the victim of these unfortunate incidents then?? Poor you!!

certainly have - plus many more which I WILL go into but I really have to get off to bed.

 

I think you should raise a topic on "Masturbation Cock-Ups" (literally) hehehe

 

James

Will do it now for you

Foreplay is ALL GOOD!!! Getting each other sooo excited that you (quite literally) jump on one another!

Its all good!

eye contact... seeing the love ..feeling the soft loving touch ,the tender kisses whereva they may be being held so tight..hair dragged ova the body....and being teased ,body paint, the response to your touch ermmmm too much information

" 2) That straberry syrupy sticky thingy stuff from ann summmers - it really does get too much and again makes a hell of a mess "

 

LMAO, nice one jizzer !

 

How true is that

 

I think ill use the rest of my pots on any ice cream i might eat in the nr future actually

ALL OF IT ROCKS!!!!!

 

Its loads and loads of fun, make it last as long as ya can!!!