haven't had sex for 3 months now.

 

apart from a few fumbles with a friend.

 

its a bad situation, im 25, and supossedly [sp] at the prime of my sexual peak, and im not getting/giving it!!!

 

m.

I'm probably going to be having sex in about 8hrs. If I play my cards right.

 

Actually, about 10hrs. I'm cooking dinners first.

dont blokes peak at 18?

 

in which case could explain it...

We can't peak at 18! That's just not right, we wouldn't experience Uni to it's fullest!

what am i going to do! my ex is coming to see me next week! how the hell am i supposed to keep my hands off him!

 

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Originally posted by Kenikia:

what am i going to do! my ex is coming to see me next week! how the hell am i supposed to keep my hands off him!

 

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Then don't try to keep your hands off him!

 

Suck him off the moment he gets in the door, and you can have your way with him all for as long as you like, guaranteed!

Am soooooo fookin horny!!

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Originally posted by Claire DC:

Am soooooo fookin horny!!

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I'll be there in a minute......

 

(actually, no one can be THAT horny they'd resort to shagging me)

That doesn't say much for Els Wubster!

 

Then again, I have taken to hanging round that Girl's school for the blind and mentally challenged......

Els is just nice enough to have taken pity on my poor self. (besides, she's f^cking gorgeous )

this is very bad.

 

all this talk of sex has made me more horny than i was this morning!

 

m.

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Originally posted by matthew:

this is very bad.

 

all this talk of sex has made me more horny than i was this morning!

 

m.

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Get yourself down your local ritzy's and get yourself some p^ssy! Depending on the drinks, price it'll cost you about £13.34

Don't worry Matthew.... we're all in the same boat...

 

I could always do you some of those 'special' cd's like I'm doing for Wubster??

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Originally posted by Dakers:

Don't worry Matthew.... we're all in the same boat...

 

I could always do you some of those 'special' cd's like I'm doing for Wubster??

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It's for a friend.....

Right, vibrators comin out i think!!